Tazewell County Commitment Report – 02/02/2021
11 arrests for the day! This was no ordinary day of arrests as one of the avengers was arrested in Pekin for battery .. yes Captain America was arrested! From the looks of him he has fallen on hard times. ( I will try and get some mugshots later)
Other than the dumbest name change ever being arrested the day consisted of domestic battery, warrants, drug charges, and of course failure to register.
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Well … yes a dollar store version of Captain America was arrested for battery in Pekin last night. I assume this was a bad guy he beat up, maybe a meth head?. He was married in 2018 but I checked and it was dissolved .. I guess changing your name to a superhero didn’t pan out so well. I reached out to the rest of the avengers but they had no comment. In fact, they acted like they did not know him. Also the middle initial is for cautious .. HA!
I suggest changing your name again to something more fitting like “The Pekin Waffler” .. know the movie? If so let me know 🙂